Wear a mask

Intro:

I just hate people who are being so inconsiderate towards others...

If there's anything in the world could replace that guy,

I would say...

That person is nothing compared to a bucket of slime!

1st Stanza (Rap)

Ever thought what are the consequences

whenever you sneeze in front of others

without a small attempt to even close,

let alone cover your mouth?

Ever thought that the dandruff you shed

everytime you scratch your head would cause

serious air pollution and adding flakes to our tutorials?

Ever thought how would tutors feel

to have you dilly-dallying for the whole lecture session,

not bothering to even take out your notes

whom tutors have pain-stakingly made for us?

Even such simple gestures of politeness...

you have failed to put in effort in doing it...

Embarassing...Disgraceful!

Chorus:

I bet you dunno...you dunno..

That your EQ is so low...

Wake up! Wear a mask...

You don't want MOH to catch you!

2nd Stanza:

*Cough Cough*..

Ever wonder why I now put my things

on the chair beside me whenever you came?

*Cough Cough*

Ever wonder why I just couldn't bother answering your call?

*Cough Cough*

Do you even know why I'm coughing right now?

You've got a problem, that's not my problem,

*Cough Cough*

So just go away,

Embarassing, Disgraceful!

Chorus:

I bet you dunno...you dunno..

That your EQ is so low...

Wake up! Wear a mask...

You don't want MOH to catch you!

Bridge:

Oooh...

You don't want H1N1 to get you...

Oooh

Like I care that it will get youuuu....

Whoaaa!!!!

Chorus:

I bet you dunno...you dunno..

That your EQ is so low...

Wake up! Wear a mask...

You don't want MOH to catch you!

Hey, you want a N90?

Fool, it's not a phone,

It's a mask!

*Smack!*

Fin

Could anyone put in a melody for this song? I'd be glad to sing this aloud.....